Thursday, March 20, 2008
Sharing
FLYNN: When we haf our Temtayshuns, I usually have mine on the top of the cat tree, and Eric likes his on the floor. Sumtimes he likes to come up wiv me but that's ok, there's room furr two.
ERIC: I don't fink I could have had as many as you cuz mine are gone already.
FLYNN: Yes you did, it's cuz you swallow them instead of chewing them like me.
ERIC: I don't fink I could have had as many as you cuz mine are gone already.
FLYNN: Yes you did, it's cuz you swallow them instead of chewing them like me.
ERIC: No I don't, now go on, let me haf one of yours, pleeeeez.
FLYNN: Yes you do. Mum's always telling you to crunch them cuz it's better furr your teefs to crunch. That's why you got three teefs less than me.
ERIC: Well I don't want to crunch, so there!
FLYNN: Steady on Eric, that's my last one. You ate all of yours and half of mine. Mum will sneak some more to me when your not around.
ERIC: Well I don't want to crunch, so there!
FLYNN: Steady on Eric, that's my last one. You ate all of yours and half of mine. Mum will sneak some more to me when your not around.
Labels: Eric eats too fast, teef, Temtayshuns
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Trip to the V E T
Huh! What are these PTU's doing here?
This doesn't look good, and there's two of them!
I wonder if I can hide them somewhere.
Aaargh now I know what they wuz waiting furr. We bofe been to the V E T. Sorry Flynn but I think I need to hiss at you. I wuz lucky, I only had my six monthly dental checkup and the V E T said my teefs were fine and I wouldn't be torchered this time.
Huh well it's all right furr some. The bad V E T made me go to sleep and did nasty fings in my mouf. At least he didn't torcher me as bad as Eric last year. He didn't rip out any of my teefs. I'm not feeling too lively though.
Is that man on the TV watching me? Is he laffing at me cuz I had to go to the V E T?
I don't like this bloo fing on my leg. That's got to come off. It's where the V E T stole my bloods. They shaved my throat too. Mum asked me why but I didn't tell her.
Hehe, it's nearly off.
Success!! That'll teach them to put fings on me.
This doesn't look good, and there's two of them!
I wonder if I can hide them somewhere.
Aaargh now I know what they wuz waiting furr. We bofe been to the V E T. Sorry Flynn but I think I need to hiss at you. I wuz lucky, I only had my six monthly dental checkup and the V E T said my teefs were fine and I wouldn't be torchered this time.
Huh well it's all right furr some. The bad V E T made me go to sleep and did nasty fings in my mouf. At least he didn't torcher me as bad as Eric last year. He didn't rip out any of my teefs. I'm not feeling too lively though.
Is that man on the TV watching me? Is he laffing at me cuz I had to go to the V E T?
I don't like this bloo fing on my leg. That's got to come off. It's where the V E T stole my bloods. They shaved my throat too. Mum asked me why but I didn't tell her.
Hehe, it's nearly off.
Success!! That'll teach them to put fings on me.Last year when Eric went to the V E T I didn't go, and when he came home again, I hissed and hissed at him furr a week and a half cuz he smelled wrong. This time mum thought if she took us bofe togevver there wouldn't be any hissing. WRONG!!!! We are hissing at each other! We're not too bad though cuz we went furr a walk this afternoon and we furrgot to hiss at each other.
Sunday, March 09, 2008
Easy like Sunday
Mum puts these old covers over the sofa to keep the worst of my furrs off it. (Flynn hardly sheds but I leave my furrs efurrywhere.) It's more fun to get unnerneath though.Trubble is I haf to be keerful cuz some-one might sit on me if they don't know I'm here. I call it my tent and I like to take it easy in it, and it's mine all mine.
I'm a bit worried. I heard mum and dad talking earlier and they wuz saying sumfing about teefs and checkups. I hope they aren't going to make me be torchered again. Mum sez not to worry that Flynn will hate me again cuz this time he's going too. I don't want him to hiss at me again cuz last time it reely upset me. We are going on Monday. I wonder if I can hide away.
I'm a bit worried. I heard mum and dad talking earlier and they wuz saying sumfing about teefs and checkups. I hope they aren't going to make me be torchered again. Mum sez not to worry that Flynn will hate me again cuz this time he's going too. I don't want him to hiss at me again cuz last time it reely upset me. We are going on Monday. I wonder if I can hide away.Saturday, September 01, 2007
My Bad Day- an update
I think I must be gitting soft, I saw the Evil Cat Carrier and walked right into it without being asked! Then WHAM!! the door was closed behind me again. Next thing I knew, we were back in the masheen wiv wheels, and off we went. Oh no!! I yowled. Yer not gitting me torchered again are yoo? At least I had my brekfust this time.Yup yoo guessed it. We arrived back at the V E T and in we went. She sed "Hello Eric, how are yoo feeling?" Well what a stoopid kweschun,how would she feel if she had three teeth ripped out. She looked in my mouf and sed the gums were still a bit sore but that fings were going nicely. She checked me ofurr and sed I wuz fine, and that she would see me in just ofurr a weeks time. What do yoo mean lady, yoo'll see me again??? Yoo sed I wuz fine, I don't want to come back.
She looked at the results furr the blood she stole furrom me and sed my kid-mee and liver funkshun wuz good and my glucose levels wuz where they should be, so I didn't haf dyerbeetees. Then she sed the werds I dreddid hearing. She sed "I FINK ERIC COULD LOSE A LITTLE WEIGHT!!!!!!!"Mum told her I don't eat neerly as much as Flynn, but that I wuzn't as aktiv as him. She told mum to try to git me playing more. I DO PLAY! I play thundering herds of elephants, and I chase my balls around in the baff, and I jump and catch paper. What more duz she want?
I wuz asked some kweschuns by sum of yoo so here are the annsers:
Q Mr. Hendrix and Mickey wantid to know if I got eggstra Stinky Goodness
A The V E T sed not to give me any dry food furr a few days, so I am gitting all Stinky Goodness, and it's all my faverit type Gourmet Pearl. Yummy!
Q Jeter Harris and Tazo wantid to know if the bloo fing wuz still on my arm
A No way! I chewed and pulled at it. I knew it shouldn't be there. I don't wear fings. Mum sed it wuz all rite to git it off cuz it wuz only in case I wuz bleeding furrom where they stole my blood.
Q Yao-lin asked if I had any teefs out.
A Yes three. Mum sed I had to haf a polish and scale and she thought one toof had to come out. She didn't tell me it would be three!!
Q Fat Eric sed he hoped it wuzn't his Beans fault furr putting bad ideers in our Beans heads.
A Don't worry Eric, mum has been saying furr a while that they would haf to git my teef fixed, and when they looked in my mouf and saw one at the back that looked rotten, they said I had to go in whether I liked it or not.
pee-ess FLYNN STILL HATES ME.
Labels: Flynn still hates me., teef, V E T
Thursday, August 30, 2007
I've had a really bad day!
I haf had a terrybull day. Well akchully it started last nite. I went to bed as yooshull, then in the middle of the nite I went to haf a snack.The bowls had gone!!!! Nuffing, not efun a krum. What's going on? I went in and woke mum up, and she sed "Sorry Eric, yoo can't haf anyfing else to eat!" So I marched around furr a while and woke her up again.It still didn't werk, so I woke dad up. He wouldn't git me anyfing either. Well this morning they got out of bed, and I thought "At last, now I'll git my brekfust" But no, they ate their brekfust and left me to starve. Next thing I knew, the evil cat carrier arrived, except I didn't know it wuz evil. I thought that if they won't feed me, well I'll go in the PTU and sulk. That'll show them.Big mistake!!! The door wuz closed on me and i wuz trapped.They took me out and put me in the monster wiv wheels and we drove furr hours and hours.
**Mum - Actually Eric, it was 25 minutes**
We got to this place that had a funny smell to it. When we got inside, I realised it wuz the V E T.
I saw a lady who didn't seem too bad, but then she took me away and the Beans went home wivout me.
I wuz put in a cage, and there wuz still no food. I wuz on the verge of collapsing by now cuz I wuz so hungry. The Beans had deserted me and I wuz being left to starve. Where wuz Flynn when I needed him to catch me a mousie?
Later on they gave me a bald spot on my leg and stabbed me in it and stole some of my blood. They said they would check furr liver or kidmee problums and diabetes while I wuz there. I can't remember what happened after that until I woke up and my mouf wuz hurting. They had torchered me by ripping three of my teef rite out of my mouf. What had I done to deserve this?
A bit later, the Beans came back furr me. I couldn't help myself, I purred and rubbed against the PTU efun though I wuz mad at them. I wanted to ignore them but I just couldn't.
Here I am back home. I don't like this bloo fing around my leg. I haf to git it off.
I WILL git it off!!
Oh look......FOOD!!!! furrgit about the bloo fing furr a minit, I haf to eat.
Ok dad, yoo can cuddle me if yoo must, but yoo don't git furrgiven that easily. Mum finks the Annie's Thettik has made me hulloosinate cuz I keep staring at fings that aren't there. Well they are there cuz I can see them.Flynn duzn't like me anymore. He sez I'm not Eric cuz I don't smell like Eric. He keeps hissing at me. I don't like it, it upsets me. I hope he likes me again tomorrow.
I haf to go back on Saturday furr a checkup. I don't want to go.
Labels: I'm starving, teef, torcher, will Flynn efurr like me again
