Thursday, August 30, 2007
I've had a really bad day!
I haf had a terrybull day. Well akchully it started last nite. I went to bed as yooshull, then in the middle of the nite I went to haf a snack.The bowls had gone!!!! Nuffing, not efun a krum. What's going on? I went in and woke mum up, and she sed "Sorry Eric, yoo can't haf anyfing else to eat!" So I marched around furr a while and woke her up again.It still didn't werk, so I woke dad up. He wouldn't git me anyfing either. Well this morning they got out of bed, and I thought "At last, now I'll git my brekfust" But no, they ate their brekfust and left me to starve. Next thing I knew, the evil cat carrier arrived, except I didn't know it wuz evil. I thought that if they won't feed me, well I'll go in the PTU and sulk. That'll show them.Big mistake!!! The door wuz closed on me and i wuz trapped.They took me out and put me in the monster wiv wheels and we drove furr hours and hours.
**Mum - Actually Eric, it was 25 minutes**
We got to this place that had a funny smell to it. When we got inside, I realised it wuz the V E T.
I saw a lady who didn't seem too bad, but then she took me away and the Beans went home wivout me.
I wuz put in a cage, and there wuz still no food. I wuz on the verge of collapsing by now cuz I wuz so hungry. The Beans had deserted me and I wuz being left to starve. Where wuz Flynn when I needed him to catch me a mousie?
Later on they gave me a bald spot on my leg and stabbed me in it and stole some of my blood. They said they would check furr liver or kidmee problums and diabetes while I wuz there. I can't remember what happened after that until I woke up and my mouf wuz hurting. They had torchered me by ripping three of my teef rite out of my mouf. What had I done to deserve this?
A bit later, the Beans came back furr me. I couldn't help myself, I purred and rubbed against the PTU efun though I wuz mad at them. I wanted to ignore them but I just couldn't.
Here I am back home. I don't like this bloo fing around my leg. I haf to git it off.
I WILL git it off!!
Oh look......FOOD!!!! furrgit about the bloo fing furr a minit, I haf to eat.
Ok dad, yoo can cuddle me if yoo must, but yoo don't git furrgiven that easily. Mum finks the Annie's Thettik has made me hulloosinate cuz I keep staring at fings that aren't there. Well they are there cuz I can see them.Flynn duzn't like me anymore. He sez I'm not Eric cuz I don't smell like Eric. He keeps hissing at me. I don't like it, it upsets me. I hope he likes me again tomorrow.
I haf to go back on Saturday furr a checkup. I don't want to go.
Labels: I'm starving, teef, torcher, will Flynn efurr like me again
