Thursday, March 13, 2008
Trip to the V E T
Huh! What are these PTU's doing here?
This doesn't look good, and there's two of them!
I wonder if I can hide them somewhere.
Aaargh now I know what they wuz waiting furr. We bofe been to the V E T. Sorry Flynn but I think I need to hiss at you. I wuz lucky, I only had my six monthly dental checkup and the V E T said my teefs were fine and I wouldn't be torchered this time.
Huh well it's all right furr some. The bad V E T made me go to sleep and did nasty fings in my mouf. At least he didn't torcher me as bad as Eric last year. He didn't rip out any of my teefs. I'm not feeling too lively though.
Is that man on the TV watching me? Is he laffing at me cuz I had to go to the V E T?
I don't like this bloo fing on my leg. That's got to come off. It's where the V E T stole my bloods. They shaved my throat too. Mum asked me why but I didn't tell her.
Hehe, it's nearly off.
Success!! That'll teach them to put fings on me.
This doesn't look good, and there's two of them!
I wonder if I can hide them somewhere.
Aaargh now I know what they wuz waiting furr. We bofe been to the V E T. Sorry Flynn but I think I need to hiss at you. I wuz lucky, I only had my six monthly dental checkup and the V E T said my teefs were fine and I wouldn't be torchered this time.
Huh well it's all right furr some. The bad V E T made me go to sleep and did nasty fings in my mouf. At least he didn't torcher me as bad as Eric last year. He didn't rip out any of my teefs. I'm not feeling too lively though.
Is that man on the TV watching me? Is he laffing at me cuz I had to go to the V E T?
I don't like this bloo fing on my leg. That's got to come off. It's where the V E T stole my bloods. They shaved my throat too. Mum asked me why but I didn't tell her.
Hehe, it's nearly off.
Success!! That'll teach them to put fings on me.Last year when Eric went to the V E T I didn't go, and when he came home again, I hissed and hissed at him furr a week and a half cuz he smelled wrong. This time mum thought if she took us bofe togevver there wouldn't be any hissing. WRONG!!!! We are hissing at each other! We're not too bad though cuz we went furr a walk this afternoon and we furrgot to hiss at each other.
Saturday, September 01, 2007
My Bad Day- an update
I think I must be gitting soft, I saw the Evil Cat Carrier and walked right into it without being asked! Then WHAM!! the door was closed behind me again. Next thing I knew, we were back in the masheen wiv wheels, and off we went. Oh no!! I yowled. Yer not gitting me torchered again are yoo? At least I had my brekfust this time.Yup yoo guessed it. We arrived back at the V E T and in we went. She sed "Hello Eric, how are yoo feeling?" Well what a stoopid kweschun,how would she feel if she had three teeth ripped out. She looked in my mouf and sed the gums were still a bit sore but that fings were going nicely. She checked me ofurr and sed I wuz fine, and that she would see me in just ofurr a weeks time. What do yoo mean lady, yoo'll see me again??? Yoo sed I wuz fine, I don't want to come back.
She looked at the results furr the blood she stole furrom me and sed my kid-mee and liver funkshun wuz good and my glucose levels wuz where they should be, so I didn't haf dyerbeetees. Then she sed the werds I dreddid hearing. She sed "I FINK ERIC COULD LOSE A LITTLE WEIGHT!!!!!!!"Mum told her I don't eat neerly as much as Flynn, but that I wuzn't as aktiv as him. She told mum to try to git me playing more. I DO PLAY! I play thundering herds of elephants, and I chase my balls around in the baff, and I jump and catch paper. What more duz she want?
I wuz asked some kweschuns by sum of yoo so here are the annsers:
Q Mr. Hendrix and Mickey wantid to know if I got eggstra Stinky Goodness
A The V E T sed not to give me any dry food furr a few days, so I am gitting all Stinky Goodness, and it's all my faverit type Gourmet Pearl. Yummy!
Q Jeter Harris and Tazo wantid to know if the bloo fing wuz still on my arm
A No way! I chewed and pulled at it. I knew it shouldn't be there. I don't wear fings. Mum sed it wuz all rite to git it off cuz it wuz only in case I wuz bleeding furrom where they stole my blood.
Q Yao-lin asked if I had any teefs out.
A Yes three. Mum sed I had to haf a polish and scale and she thought one toof had to come out. She didn't tell me it would be three!!
Q Fat Eric sed he hoped it wuzn't his Beans fault furr putting bad ideers in our Beans heads.
A Don't worry Eric, mum has been saying furr a while that they would haf to git my teef fixed, and when they looked in my mouf and saw one at the back that looked rotten, they said I had to go in whether I liked it or not.
pee-ess FLYNN STILL HATES ME.
Labels: Flynn still hates me., teef, V E T
