Tuesday, September 04, 2007
Tummy Tuesday
I haf had a furry trying few days. Last week Eric disappeared and I don't know where he went. In the evening, the Beans brought this strange poodin home wiv them. It looked just like Eric but he can't fool me cuz he duzn't smell like Eric. I haf tried my hardest to warn the Beans that he's an introoder and I want the real Eric back. I hiss at him and run away, but no-one seems to unnerstand. I'm sure it's an alien that's taken ofurr Eric's body.Today the alien smelled a bit more like Eric, and I only hissed at him four times, and didn't run away. I efun let him get within three feet of me. I hope the alien turns back into Eric cuz I miss snuggling wiv my brofurr.
pee-ess
The vishus deer is safe. I sleep on it efurry night and it hasn't attacked me. In fact it is me who duz the attacking. I like to sharpen my claws on it and put the bitey on it. Mum sez I shouldn't do that cuz it's furrs are coming out, but I got to let him know who's the boss.
Labels: Eric's an alien, pink tummy., tummy tuesday
