Friday, December 12, 2008
The Friday Flashback.
How to Scare your Mum.
I've been hunting again an just look what I got. I cawt me a snake!
I had a good chew on it an I fink it's dead so now I'm going to play wiv it.
Spoilsport. Mum took it away furrom me an put it unner the plantpot so dad cud see if it wuz a poison viper.That wuz after she screeched at me an told me too drop it. Drop it woman??? Do yoo know how long it took to catch it?
Eric knows it's theer an he's gonna gard it an make shoor it duzn't ex-cape.
Her's a pichur of it. It wuz neerly dead furrom me putting the bitey on it. Mum got a 14lb.slej-hammer an hit it on the head to make shoor. Dad sed the slej-hammer wuz a bit ecks-sess-iff. He finks it wuz a part grone grass snake, an theer not poy-sun-uss so it wuz ok, but I had to be shut indoors an watched just in case I got pawly.I knew it wuz a armless snake cuz yoo can't see enny arms on it.
You guys are our heros!
Very truly yours,
The Whiskers and Purrs Gang
If Michico were your mom,
she must scream and scared at the same time~!!!
You two are just amazing~!
My mummy would've screeched too if I found one of those, tee hee. I did once pull all the floating plants out of the garden pond & drag them into the house, but she wasn't too impressed with that either. Bah !
Purrs from Mr Woo xx
I think your joke was very funny and it made MB laugh too!
Purrs, Sukie x
George & Max
P.S - You guys has won a Chick-hen Soup book! Please email us wif yer mailing address so's we can git da book to you asap! Concatulations!
In Aust. there is lots and lots of bad poisonous snakes and spiders but a lot are protected.. yep even the bad ones.. snakes that is..
Here you would call the wildlife people and they would catch it and release it someplace safer for it and us. :)
Momma does not touch wild snakes here for that reason, but she has held many non-bad ones and she thinks they are just so beautiful specially when they bring their little head up to your face and poking the tongue at you.. it is beautiful :)
But Momma is kinda silly, she loves all animals.. Dadda calls her a little druid hahah That is funny!
(Be quiet, Jan! It's a photo on the computer, not a snake in the house.)
Sorry about Jan screeching in your ears. She's like your mum. She's afraid of snakes too.
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