Sunday, June 15, 2008

 

Breaking news

UPDATE 11am MONDAY
I have just got back furrom the VET. This time I saw the Boss Man cuz the other VET wuz a locum cuz two of the VETs were getting married.
He said I should be pooping more, but he wuz glad I hadn't yakked furr two days. I did yak this morning though and it wuz a HAIRBALL!!! He said I don't haf to get any more of the evil meddysin, but I haf to try really hard to eat. He gave mum some special Stinky Goodness furr me to try and eat. I will haf to be shut in on my own so Flynn duzn't try and eat it. He stabbed me wiv something called Valleyum and said it gives kitties an appytite. Mum said she finks she needs the valleyum but not furr her appytite.
He said something has stopped my interestings furrom working properly. It might be something I ate. Mum told him I had four mousies in two days just before I got sick. He said one of them might have been a sick mouse that made me pawly.
Mum has to ring him in two days to let him know how I am doing. I hope I am getting better now cuz I don't want to go back. He said I wuz a very good boy cuz I just lay still while he poked and prodded me. I only had to be held when he stabbed me.
Sunday 10.15pm
I'm shouting it as loud as I can:
I'VE HAD A POOP !!!!!!!!!
With the risk of TMI , my pooper worked. It wuz only Bun sized poops, but when you haven't been furr two weeks, anyfing is welcome. That means no more enemies or having my insides washed out. Now I need to start eating properly.
Fanks every buddy furr purring furr poops.

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Binkies for POOPS! It must have been the crab yesterday!
 
Yippppppppppppeeee for POOP!! I am glad something has been happening, that is good news.
 
Woooohooo!
 
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YAY for POOPS!!!
 
KC said...
ConCATulashuns, Eric.
So glad ta hear it.... know your Daddy and Mommie an especially you was glad.
(((( HUGS )))))
KC
 
Yaaaaaaaayyyyyyy Eric!!!!!!!
We are so happy for you (and what a nice prezzie for Dad)!

~ Maggie Mae
 
I understand buddy!!!!!
YAY for POOP!!!!!!!!!

Purrs Mickey

((((((((((((HUGS))))))))))))))
 
We never thought we'd see the day so many would be celebrating poop, but sometimes you just got to talk about it. Hooray for bun-sized poops!

BTW, we had to google TMI.

Now, eat and get well, Eric! Your mom, Flynn and eleventy eleven hundred kitties and puppies have been hanging around waiting for good news.

purrs and tail wags
and {{{hugs}}}
 
::Clap Clap Clap!!!:::
Hooray for the poops!
What a thoughtful gift for your Dad!
 
Yipee, now start eating something too. More baby food if needed.
 
Bravo, pooper!
What a great Father's Day present!

luv,
Not The Mama
 
YEAH!!!! We are glad to hear it!
 
Yay fur pooping! We just bet yoor dad was reeeeeeal happy...ya know, only kitty and blurpy thing parents and really old beans get acited about poop.
 
Hurray! We are dancing with joy for Eric! Keep up the good work and get well soon!
 
Ha ha! You look so excited! Hooooray!

Purrs, Sukie X
 
Poo Poo De Doo and Yahoo! Did Baby Mao share his secret methods with you? Whatever it was,
glad it happened! YEAH! Go Eric!
 
yay you!!! good pooping eric!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

pee ess: sarge had one too!
 
Hooray, hooray, hooray for POOPS! I am so proud of you!!!!
 
Yippeee! Yippeeee!! The pooper is working again!!! We are so glad Eric and that is a wonderful Father's Day gift!! ((((((((((((((((((((hugs for all of us)))))))))))))))))))),
Your FL furiends,
 
Yay!!! I hope you continue to improve! Happy Father's Day!
{{{Hugs}}}
Alexi
 
Oh tank heavunz!!!! I waz beginnin' to wonder if you hadz two hollow leagz & waz mebbe storrin' it up fur a rainy day!!! HOOOOORAYYYYYY!
 
GOOD SHOW, OLD MAN!! ;-)
 
Woo hoo Eric! Grate daddy's day purresent for yore daddy :)
woo hoo!
((((((((((hugs)))))))))
Alla Us Hotties
 
Waaaaaaa Hooooooo for Poops! We're so glad you're on the road to recovery Eric!
 
Woohooo. We don't think our Mom has every been this excited about a poop. Wishing you many more poops.
 
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!

POOP!! POOP!! POOP!! POOP!! POOP!!
Come on give me some more POOP!!

Well done Eric!!!
I am cheering for you!
 
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Yeeaaahhhh!! POOP! Way to go, Eric!

We got stuff going in, we got stuff coming out. Sounds like the plumbing is still working.
 
Doood! That's some good sh--

Oh. I forgot, that's not polite. I'd give ya a thumbs up if I had thumbs!
 
Wooo hooooo! Our slurpy sisser hadded a poop today too - whut a great day!
 
We're so happy for you! Purrrrrrrs fur Poop - whoohoo!!!
 
WOOOOO HOOOOOOO!!!!! I'm so happy for yoo! I wuz abowt to send yoo fotos of the poop sauce in my litter box so yoo cood vizhulize sqwerty poops and git yer insides werkin' agin, but now yoo don't need it: YAY!!!!
 
Concatulations, bet u Mom and Dad haf never been so happi tu see cat poop!
 
That's great news, Eric! :)
 
A grand HUZZAH for the Poop!

Well done Eric, I bet your Mum and Dad have never been so pleased to see poo ;)
 
Ahhhh how wonderful to give such a perfect gift for father's Day Eric!! I am so happy for you now lets do an encore! More More...
 
Very good!!!!!!

Lovely poop.
 
Now you gots to eat Eric!
I hope the valium helps you - I bet your Mommy is ready for some too!
Eat! Eat! Eat! (Just no mousies, OK?)
 
I love that picture! We agree that your mom should be the one to get that valium.

What is a locum? In Spanish loco means crazy. Is that what the other vet was?

Eric, now you have to eat, ok? Just think how happy you'll make all of us if eat well.

Love, Tyler
 
Eric, please eat and get your innards werking right again. shmaybe you should go light on the mousies for a while.
 
Eric, we are glad that you got rid of a hairball! We are sending lots of healing purrs your way.
 
Hooray for Eric's Poops!!!
 
HIP HIP HOORAY! Hopefully the "dam" has been unplugged and you will be in poopie heaven!

Laila
 
DUDE WAY TO GO!!!

Minty, that's the worst pun this month. :P
 
Well done Eric, keep it up and you'll feel better in no time! :)
 
Yay for POOP!!! And for the hairball! Hopefully, your tummy gets back on track ASAP. Lots of purrs and purrayers for you.

Hugs to your mom and dad - we know they've been super worried.

Love,
Tazo
 
We're hoping that now you're well on the road to a full recovery! No more bad mousies!
 
Yay, Eric!! (pumps paw in the air)

Hey dude, stay away from those sick mousies and concentrate on eating in the house now.
 
Fanks for coming to my shower, you guys! It was especially sweet for you to come when you weren't feeling so good, Eric. It was great having yall there.
Purrrrrrrrs,
Gree

Pee Ess. We're so glad you're feeling some better Eric. We'll keep sending lots of purrs.
 
Hurray for the poop, Eric! WOOHOO! WAY TO GO!
 
Yippie! It's a poop! Also if it's just a bun poop, but a poop is a poop! Bravo Eric! So, now get back to eating! :-)
 
This is GREAT!!!!!
 
Eric and Flynn, Fank you so much for the great pink sofa. It's very comfy! Othello and I will enjoy it a lot!
Purrrrrrs,
Gree
 
YIPPPY!!!! Maybe you should start taking medical histories from your mices before you eat them! ~Queen Snickers
 
Way to poop, dude. We is glad you're feelin' better. Maybe you should lay off the mousies for a while.
 
Whoo Hoo! That's our Man! We ist sorry u had to go to da V-E-T agin. Dat sux. Hang in der dude!

Luf, Us
 
YOO EET YER MOUSIES?? DOOD YER JUST SUPPOST TO TORCHER THEM AND PLAY WITH THEM AND TORCHER THEM SUM MORE AND THEN WIN THARE NO GOOD FOR TORCHERING AND PLAYING YOO MAKE EM GO DED BUT DON'T EET THEM BLECHHHH!!!!! I'M GLAD YOO HAD A KRAP I LIKE TO KRAP I DID A VARY VARY VARY DEEP HOLE UP TO MY ARMPITS AND THEN POOP A BIG DOOKIE AND THEN I PLAY IN THE DERT FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN
 
Way to go, Eric! We hope you eat all that food you're going to be getting and get back on your feet. But no more mousies - for a while, at least.

purrs and tail wags
 
YAY Eric pooped! I think you should lay off the mousies for awhile : )

I hope you continue to feel well dear friend.
 
Maybe dat is why Zippy kills 'em but doesn't eat dem. She's prolly worried about what DEY ated. Sure hope da new food helps and dat yoo are back on yoor feet in no time.
 
HOOOOORAAAAY!!! How happy one can be with poop! hahaha. Kidding, Eric. We are glad you are doing better and looking at that photo you are ready to eat more, and then there also comes more poop. ;)

Purrs and love,
Karl & Ruis
 
Yay for poop! Thank goodness!
DMM
 
WOO HOO!!!!!!!! We are so glad you pooped! Keep up the good work!
 
Yay! Congratulations!
 
Eric THAT is goods news! I hopes that you gets over beein sicks from the stupid mousie!
 
Hendrix here: congrats on the big poop news! i'm glad to hear you're on the road to recovery. now you should ask Max tips on how to do it whenever you want.

Bendrix here: i hope you don't have to go to the VET again. keep up the good work and to quote that guy in the Austin Powers movie "don't blow out your O ring"
 
So,how is life on valleyum ?
Is it fun ? heehee
Have a poopy day,K?
Purrs Mickey
 
Oah Dear Eric,

I saw the newest breaking news~!
I am glad you are improving, and I am so surprise that I just guess and I guess right about the mouse :)
Well...anyway, rats never win cats, so...I am sure your ill will be gone very very soon, I am praying and purring for you for these days, you will be OK~!!!!

Poop more, let the rats stinky too death!!!!!!

Purr, and purr to you~!!!! And Flynn~!

Best Wishes
Adan
 
Oh boy, Eric, I'm glad your insides are starting to work again and everything's coming out okay! You'd better be more careful about those mousies in the future, buddy.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe
 
Oh wowie, Eric!!!!! We Ballicai are soooooo happy that you hadded a poop! We are all doin the Happy Poop Dancie fur you. And we'll keep purrin and purrin and purrin until you're all bettur -- be sure and eat and and eat lots and lots of stinky goodness!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!
 
CHAIRMAN MAO YOO HAFF TO TEECH ME THE HAPPY POOP DANSE I LOVE TO DANSE!!!!!
 
dear eric--i am so glad to hear that you're pooping again. don't be dismayed that it's only bunny doots; doots is poop, too! you just haven't been eating enough to encourage your innerds to work hard.

i specially hope that you will relish being able to eat your special stinky goodness in solitary splendor. i can't TELL you how much i would like to eat a meal (or even a snack) without five pairs of eyes on me (and several pairs of them within 18" of my plate)!!

and be nice to yer mum; if there's any of that valleyum goin' begging, i'm sure she deserves it!

g*d bless you, kitty boy!

meower mom
 
Congrats. I hope this means that your interestings are finally on the mend, and that you can stay away from enemies.
 
we agree with Tripper - maybe just dead the mousies and leave 'em...just in case. bring on the big poops!
 
I'm glad that Eric finally gave out a bomb..haha :P

You may not notice it but you are featured in the Catsophere magazine this week :)

http://crizcats.blogspot.com/
 
In honor of yer GRATE poop akomplishmunt, we prownownce today...

--Take A Stinkie Poop To Celebrate Eric Poop Day--

Oh, my sunnday with cookie dow topping, I don't think thare is anothur gurlcat in the werld as happie as I am. Grate poop job!!! -rosie
 
We neva been happier about pooping poops, Eric! Yeah!
 
That is SO WAY AWESOME, ERIC! I'm so glad that something...anything came out and I don't care what it looked like...things are on the moooooove, dude!
 
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