Sunday, September 24, 2006
How to scare your mum
I've been hunting again an just look what I got. I cawt me a snake!
I had a good chew on it an I fink it's dead so now I'm going to play wiv it.
Spoilsport. Mum took it away furrom me an put it unner the plantpot so dad cud see if it wuz a poison viper.That wuz after she screeched at me an told me too drop it. Drop it woman??? Do yoo know how long it took to catch it?
Eric knows it's theer an he's gonna gard it an make shoor it duzn't ex-cape.
Her's a pichur of it. It wuz neerly dead furrom me putting the bitey on it. Mum got a 14lb.sledgehammer an hit it on the head to make shoor. Dad sed the slej-hammer wuz a bit ecks-sess-iff. He finks it wuz a part grone grass snake, an theer not poy-sun-uss so it wuz ok, but I had to be shut indoors an watched just in case I got pawly.I knew it wuz a armless snake cuz yoo can't see enny arms on it.
Cornish Grandma has a grass snake that swims in her pond and eats her frogs and tadpoles, she wishes he would go away.
What a clever boy. I hope after she screeched your Mum praised you.
where kin i get a live wiggly toy? i wants one, i wants one, i wants one!
Way to go with the capture and the bitey - quite impressive skills!